The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Theoretical duck What did the duck say after it split the atom ?Quark ! Quark !
A Snail was admitted to the hospital because he got ran over by a tortoise. Doctor: You’ve finally woke up! Can you tell us what happened?Snail: I really have no idea it all happened so quickly!
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
Errors are red My screen is blueI think I deletedSystem 32
Why did the woman flash the tattoo artist. It was tit for tat.
After cremating my grandma, I put her ashes into a trophy. She urned it.
I have to give a talk in college next week, on the history and manufacture of petroleum-based lubricants, so I've spent all day in the local library. They have an excellent non-friction section.
My dad is a lot like avatar Aang. In the sense that he dissapeared on me when I needed him most.
What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail? Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!
I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won't be able to make it.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.