The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I Was on an Egg Hunt Earlier. I tried to find them by heading to the far West, but it turns out it was an Easter Egg hunt.
Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.
My doctor told me to cut down on my sodium intake. Ive been taking his advice with a grain of salt.
Nurse: Doctor, what is the medicine on this prescription? I went to 50 pharmacies still couldn't find one. Doctor: I was just checking if my pen work's.
I recently learned sign language So I can tell jokes people has never heard
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
I opened my GIF file and there was something wrong with it. The computer screen became blank and the GIF came to life. The man from the GIF rushed toward me , said something and sprinted out of my room He said "I'll be back in a GIPHY"
With the beauty shop finally open after many weeks, there is a huge crowd of people all jostling for position to get in... They really need a hair traffic controller.