The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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3 words, 17 letters. Say it, and I'm yours. Omelette du Fromage
Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
I've once fooled an entire class filled with future Doctors, Lawyers, and scientists... Of course they were all in Kindergarten so it wasn't hard
Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice. I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?!"He said "Don't worry about it, it's ok... I'm the Sturgeon General".
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
Our local cemetery is running out of spaces ... ...It’s a grave issue
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.