The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?” To which the baker replies “No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
A lion would never play golf But a Tiger Wood
New England Patriots’ Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution. He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
Why does John Cena take COVID19 seriously? Because he doesn't want to go to the ICU.
Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with one dollar ...and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, face powder etc..Grandson: Nowadays it's difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Wanna hear a joke about the SCP foundation? [redacted]
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . . He paused and then said 'Let me show you the whey'.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.