The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation. You might say I’m generous to a fault.
A witch was going through her recent order of newts... ... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
Surfer saves shark by punching wife in New South Wales. Beg your pardon. Let me read that again...
I'm a bipolar Star Trek fan. I just went to the hospital to have my dilithium level checked.
What did the Russian man say when he lost internet connection? "internyet!"
Good thing I had a CVS receipt in my wallet... The men’s room was out of toilet paper.
Breaking: Donald Trump has just won another state. Denial.
I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
One of my patients forgot their stool sample today I guess some people just don’t give a shit
Did you know I can fly on United Airlines from Los Angles to New York in just 60 seconds? I even called and asked how long it would take, she told me "just a minute"