The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris. "Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, "You have to help me, I think I'm shrinking." "Now settle down," the doctor calmly told him. "You'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.
I just lost my virginity. The experience changed me completely. It absolutely altered my self-image.It's like I have entered another body.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.