The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
The difference between men and women What's the biggest difference between men and women?What they mean when saying "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner. However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.~~it's dumb but at least it's original~~
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.