The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
What did the head say to the brush? Comb over hair. My thanks to my niece who made this up. She is seven. Pretty good imo.
What did the snail say when it was riding on the back of a turtle? Weeeeeee!
You better call early if you want a reservation at the library today. They’re usually fully-booked.
A slice of apple pie is $50 in Jamaica and $00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I was walking past a building site when the guy hammering the roof called me a "paranoid little weirdo" In morse code
Mondays God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
Visited North Korea over the summer, but had to leave one of my bags there. On the bright side, that raised their GDP by 0.5%
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..." Officer: Yes?Inmate: I think I have..Officer: Go on.Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.