The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋

I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.

farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty

I’ve heard one beer = 7 slices of bread I ate a whole loaf and I’m not drunk yet.Did I do it wrong?

Drinking an entire bottle of wine in under an hour is a lot like entrusting a secret to a unreliable person; It's bound to come up sooner or later!

So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?" There was a Linux error

I went to a Vietnamese food truck at lunch to order my favourite soup... But there was a huge line and I was in a rush. It was kind of a pho queue.

What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn't listen and is lost to me forever. It's all water under the bridge now.

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory a couple weeks ago. I don't know why, all I did was take a few days off. But it's okay, I think I'm going to become a mirror washer. It's something I can really see myself doing.

Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there? A pigment of your imagination

Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”