The Best (and Worst) Dark Humor Dad Jokes 👋
For those who enjoy a twisted laugh, our collection of dark humor dad jokes is here to bring out the edgy side of dad humor. These jokes combine classic dad wit with a darker twist, offering clever punchlines and dark puns that are perfect for a more mature audience. Whether you’re a fan of sarcastic humor or enjoy jokes with a bit of a bite, our dark humor dad jokes will add a little dark comedy to your day. Explore at your own risk—these jokes aren’t for the faint of heart!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Son: Dad, why is destruction a form of creation? Dad: Well son, you see, I destroyed your mom's pussy to create your ass.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
Stormy Daniels should run for president If we're going to have an inept asshole in office I'd rather have a bleached inept asshole
What does a Japanese Soldier and a Actor have in common? When they get discovered, their career blows up.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Kinky guys visits a prostitute and says surprise me She removes her left eye and tell him go fuck her in the eye socket. He does and it's the best he ever had.As he's leaving he tells her that he will certainly see her again. She responds. OK, I'll keep an eye out for you.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.