The Best (and Worst) Dark Humor Dad Jokes 👋

Hey do you know why they don't smoke pot in the middle east? ... apparently burning the Qur'an gets you way more stoned.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.

If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

Why did the dinosaurs die out. They got ereptile dysfunction.

I’m seeing a lot of heaven related jokes, so here’s a bad one to lower every bodies expectations- What do angles fish for in heaven?Holy mackerels

I don't know why people are so happy about Robert Mugabe's death... I mean, didn't he turn all of his countrymen into billionaires?

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.

There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried

To all those considering doing the "Kiki Challenge" please remember... You should never Drake and drive