The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Can you stop staring at my gf when she's breastfeeding at the mall???? When I'm thirsty I'm thirsty.
Why do squirrels live in trees? Because they’re fucking nuts!
Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came
When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on a beach. Because even when I'm dead, I still want to get into lady's pants.
What do you call an Italian transvestite? A grease trap.
Son: Dad, why is destruction a form of creation? Dad: Well son, you see, I destroyed your mom's pussy to create your ass.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex? Cotton balls.
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
What do you call a hacker stuck in his house after a winter storm? Edward Snowed-in
"do you believe in ghosts?" **Me:** lol no— even my grandma says that's dumb"dude your grandma died 10 years ago"**Me:** what?!
Kinky guys visits a prostitute and says surprise me She removes her left eye and tell him go fuck her in the eye socket. He does and it's the best he ever had.As he's leaving he tells her that he will certainly see her again. She responds. OK, I'll keep an eye out for you.
My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'