The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Two criminals break into a drugstore and steal all the Viagra. The store owners call the police and they put out an alert. An officer in the vicinity turns to his partner and says “Alright, we’re looking for two hardened criminals”
I hate loan sharks. Much better to just buy them outright.
Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich? 2 chicks together isn't really their thing.
My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. "This parrot hasn't spoke a single word." She complained."I haven't had a fucking chance to!" Replied the parrot.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
The creator of sexual innuendos just passed away His wife is taking it really hard
Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
I don't understand it. My company told all employees to get tested for COVID-19, and to stay home until they get the test results. I got tested and called my boss to tell him I'm coming back to work on Monday. He asked me if I'm sure my test came back negative. I told him I was positive. He told me to stay home.
Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'? The Price of wood is so damn high.....
Dr: "I have some good news and some bad news Spiderman. The good news is that the constant tingling sensation isn't your Spidey sense warning you of some huge, impending calamity!" "What's the bad news Doc?""Well son, what do you know about genital herpes?"
I heard about a new genre of book that gives tips on how to please a woman. However, I couldn't find the cliterature.
What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience? A reddit mod.(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal)
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
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