The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Me and a friend were eating Shrek's baby for dinner. My friend thought the meal was great. Myself, I thought it was a little meaty ogre.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops
How to let a squirrel go down from a tree? Show him your nuts!(Idk if this is known, my brother told me about this)
Nsfw What is a typical motto for a brothel? Customers always comes first.
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
Circumcision jobs don't pay much But you get to keep the tips
I've been taking care of my elderly grandfather and he asked me to come tie his shoes while he was on the toilet I said, "you can't be serious"He said, "I shit, you knot"
Why do women date witty writers? NSFW Because they enjoy cunning linguists.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.