The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.
My 65 year old mum bought one of those sphynx cats the other day. Now she's going around telling everyone about her new bald pussy! TrueMotherFuckingStory!! Face-palm!
What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan Nick at the disc co
A bottle of beer, a mirror, and a condom were having an argument Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha...amateurs
My mate said he can tighten up nuts and bolts with his butt. Personally I think he torques out of his arseEdit: Silver, Gold, Platinum, and got to the front page.Thankyou everyone!
They call someone who wears boxer shorts a boxer, they call someone who wears swim shorts a swimmer, but what do you call someone who doesn't wear any shorts at all? A swinger.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
I’ve been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast. Just so she could have a “titty tat.”
Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists? They'll always stab you in the back.
NSFW There once lived a man from Nantucket Who decided one day to say "Fuck it."He climbed up to the top,Fell down with a hop,And that's how he kicked the bucket.
My kink went from gross to illegal I like to have my face touched...by 6 feet
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
I asked a homeless girl if I could take her home... The smile on her face vanished when I took away her cardboard box.