The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
Old lady walks into a pharmacy while shaking vigorously and breathing heavily. Old lady: Excuse me?Pharmacist: yes? How can i help you?Old lady: Do you have a XXL Super Large vibrator with alkaline batteries? Pharmacist: yes, we do. Old lady: For gods sake, tell me how to turn it of!
My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.