The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
I once went out with a girl who had really bad eczema on her chest... She had a cracking pair of tits.
What do you call a box of viagra pills? An expansion pack.
I’m tired of people calling me a rapper. It’s simply not true! I always ask for my lovers’ consent.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A girl added me and sent me a picture of herself She looked so much like someone who would judge me based of my appearance so i blocked her.Cut toxic people out of your life because you deserve better (:
How do spies have sex? Under-covers!
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
I had to go to the doctors' yesterday, because every time I 69 the wife I get a terrible headache after a couple of minutes. He suggested we do it lying down.
New discovery. Scientists have recently discovered a new potato variety resembling a human penis.They are calling it dictator!