The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Madam, we brought your husband. He is very drunk,every time we lifted him he fell again. Wtf, where is his wheelchair?!
What do you call a box of viagra pills? An expansion pack.
I read a book about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother fucking gold.
What was Iran called before it was formed in 1979? Running.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed
Nsfw A surprise for dinner My wife asked what I'd like to have for dinner when I got home from work. I told her to surprise me. She said "I'm sleeping with your sister."
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I'm eager to please.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass