The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I'm not a big fan of shower sex. The drain hurts my penis.
What's the difference between a prostitute and the American health system? Nothing. They both f*ck around with you and do absolutely nothing unless you pay them.
I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.
[NSFW] Vaxx joke to help break the ice **For those of you who are worried about the Pfizer vaccine, know that they make Viagra too!** If they can raise the dead, they can save the living!
Apparently the man was smothered to death between a pair of breasts. There was no sign of a struggle.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask..... Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
A Muslim couple visit a restaurant known for serving exotic food. As they peruse the menu, the husband exclaims, "Wow! That gorilla burger sure looks good!" His wife looks up in surprise. "That's haram, bae!" she admonishes.
How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "Everyone out of the pool, please!” How do you get 20 Americans out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "For your own good and the safety of others, stay in the fucking pool!”
People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food... ...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.
Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
I'm a chick magnet The repelling type