The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when clients leave? Thanks for coming!
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute? A cathartic thot.
I caught a guy looking up children's skirts in the library. I never even knew they had a section for that.
[NSFW] My wife is like a bottle of wine I have to keep the cork wet or else she’ll spoil.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
What's the difference between a nun in church, and a nun in the shower? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
my girlfriend got vaccinated today now she wont hold any air
Two old ladies are harvesting potatoes when one unearth two massive tubers. "Sweet baby Jesus, they look like my husband's balls !""How, as big ?""No, as dirty !"
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask..... Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
How did the orphan with a stutter get drunk? Can I have some mimosa?
Jokes about Feminine Hygiene are the lowest form of humor Period.