The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What’s sneezing on your period like? Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle.
A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest? Super smash bros
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.
Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer Lawyer: Mickey I’ve looked over all the paperwork and you can’t divorce Minnie just because she’s crazyMickey: I never said she was crazy I said she was fucking Goofy!
We call rings in ears earrings, in eyebrows eyebrow rings and in noses nose rings. Why don't we apply the same to fingers? And with this fingering I give you my hand in marriage....
Did you hear about Mexican drug dealer that kept falling asleep on the job? He had narcolepsy
Elon Musk unveils pig with chip in its brain... ...it was from the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department.
I was walking with my girlfriend when a random guy whistled at her and said, "Nice ass". She was clearly annoyed and demanded I say something. So I turned around and said, "Thank you I've been doing squats."
I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...Will be lotion.