The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My uncle used to circumcise elephants. The pay was terrible, but... The tips were massive.
I bought your book "How to scam people on Internet"... ...and I still haven't received it.
Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.
If CNN released photos of Stormy Daniels & Trump Do you know what he'd call them?Fake Nudes.
I was the captain of the chess team in high school... And as you might have guessed from that statement, I’m white and I’ve never dated a black woman. But if I ever do date a black woman, I know one thing:I’ll have to make the first move.
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd. He's a FaceBookie.
What did the drug-addict writer say when his wife told him to come to bed? Let me finish this one line.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I threw my wife a surprise bukake party Everyone came. You should have seen her face.
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
I'm not into temperature play- I just think it can be hot sometimes
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why did the groom want his bride to wear white? He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
What does my uncle and a gastroenterologist have in common? Both shoved foreign objects up my ass after drugging me.