The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
What did the giraffe say to the cat? Get the fuck off my tree
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest... So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
Cyber Monday is Ajit Pai’s favorite day of the year He loves to fuck people online
Roses are red, violets ain't black Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
Oxygen and potassium went for a date and it was OK After, Oxygen was found cheating on potassium by dating magnesium. That was an OMg moment
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
I saw a duck mating a pillow the other day... I guess it was DTF
If my coworker had a dollar for every time i made a sexist joke... She would have ¢0.77
My wife really likes her Rampant Rabbit It's not her favourite sex toy, but it's definitely right up there.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.