The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Im so sorry internet Whats the differance between being hungry and hornyDepends where the cucumber goes!!!
My drug test came back negative. My dealer has some explaining to do.
Why is P0rnhubs number 1 user Darth Maul? (I’m gonna get banned for this) Because he’s really horny
What do you call someone who refuses to drink anything other than alkaline water? A basic bitch.
What do you call two nintendo fans doing incest? Super smash bros
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn".. Stupid firemen.
I'm quite sad... since I turned 70, I barely can have an erection anymore. But I'm also happy : My wife seems, at last, to got rid of her never-ending headaches.
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Why don't they show vaginas in anime? Because then it would be a plot hole
Why do women have periods? Because they can't be questioned
When my girlfriend came home covered in honey and stings I knew she was a keeper