The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!
What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator.What do you call a regular looking potato?A commentator.There are two potatoes standing on the side of the road, how do you tell which one is the hooker?The one that says Idaho on it.
Got in trouble with wife last night.... I told her that if she was a celestial body, she would be a supernova. She said "Because I am so hot?"I shouldn't have replied "no, because you are expanding at an alarming rate."
Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy. I guess they ran out of time.
A shark, crocodile, and a giant spider walk into a bar There’s no punchline, it’s just a normal day in Australia
When I heard Justin Bieber has Lyme disease, I almost felt sorry for the annoying, creepy little parasite. Can't say the same about Bieber though.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Anyone ever masturbated to a turtle race? I got off to a slow start.