The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call an impotent baseball player? Two balls and a strike.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
*Dad walks into strip club* Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
I went on a date with an anorexic girl She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'I said, 'I doubt it'
The difference between men and women What's the biggest difference between men and women?What they mean when saying "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Did you hear about the masturbating crab? He really came out of his shell.
For my New Year’s resolution, I decided to join a gym to improve my sexual stamina. Turns out none of them offer 60 seconds a month memberships.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
(A character in a dream told me this joke) This dude calls his vet and says "My dog ate one of my Viagra and has had an erection for more than four hours, what should I do?" The vet replied, "Did you try to manually induce ejaculation?"The guy goes, "Yeah I tried but I couldn't get hard because my dog ate my last pill!"
What did Santa say at the strip club? Ho! Ho! Ho!You’re all on my naughty list!
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.