The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
How much do you charge? (NSFW) A man goes to a lawyer's office and asks him, how much do you charge?The lawyer responds: I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?Yes. What’s your third question?
I walked in on my grandmother masturbating with a cucumber the other day And I was like "Damn, i was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, "I'm getting a divorce," she was the first one to like it.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
What do you feed a woman to stop her from giving blowjobs? Wedding cake
You know what they say about using networking cables for bondage. It gets pretty kinky.
A man enters a crowded ER after having lost a toy up his anus. The doctors are swamped with more urgent cases but the triage nurse sends the man to an empty or and tells him that he’ll be performing his own operation. A doctor comes up to the nurse and says “how do you expect that man to know how to perform such a complex procedure?” The nurse says “Oh, I’m sure he’ll finger it out”.
How do make a chickpea soup? You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.
I’ve been in the BDSM scene for a while. Recently, I developed feelings for a girl that wanted me to control her. She was amazing... She was definitely a r/subifellfor
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My favorite part of the bible is when God gives everyone free will... ..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off