The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
If R-Kelly was a computer file He'd be a .pdf file
I heard my school's principle's husband talk about how she gives good blow jobs She is the headmaster after all
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
A Nun was taking a bath when there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" She asked. The voice back replies "It's the blind man, can I come in?" The Nun thinks for a moment and says "yes that's fine". The door opens and the man says. Nice tits, where you want me to hang the blinds?
Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
During the Coronavirus Pandemic the government gave all MPs a £10k increase on the expenses they can claim..... Don't those Wankers know Pornhub is free just now?
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
The creator of anagrams died... May he "erect a penis"
Yesterday I tucked some receipts from Bitcoin into an exotic dancer's panties. My first use of stripto currency.