The Best (and Worst) Father’s Day Jokes & Puns 👋
Celebrate Father’s Day with a laugh using our collection of Father’s Day jokes & puns! These jokes are perfect for showing dad just how much he means to you with humor that’s both heartwarming and hilarious. From clever puns to classic dad humor, our Father’s Day jokes & puns will add the perfect touch to your celebrations. Whether you’re sharing them at the dinner table or in a card, these jokes are guaranteed to make dad smile!
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty... I’ll take Nunavut.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people. One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.“Ah,” he said, “That’s my altar ego.”
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."Edit: She didn't believe in me but thanks to you guys and your amazing support, I can tell her to piss off cause I made something of myself. I'm front page famous. Well... Not right now but I will!
Dad gets mom a cake for her birthday every year But for Mother’s Day he gives her a cream pie.
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
There are four stages of life and they all involve Santa 1. You believe in Santa.2. You don't believe in Santa.3. You are Santa.4. You look like Santa.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”