The Best (and Worst) Friday Dad Jokes 👋

Kick off your weekend with a laugh using our Friday dad jokes! These jokes are perfect for celebrating the end of the week and starting your weekend on a high note. Whether you’re at the office, with friends, or just relaxing at home, our Friday dad jokes will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your Friday. Explore our collection and add some fun to your Friday routine!
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
Have you ever seen a wrestling match? Of course you haven't, matches can't wrestle if they come in boxes
I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write other words, too, but underwater is one of my favorites.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Sometimes we get the joy of Friday, but with the misery of Monday swirled in I call it... A Monday-Friday Sunday
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Nothing ruins your Friday Like finding out it’s only Thursday.
Traffic in New York seems like a mass break up No one is moving on
I see Google Calendar is down I thought I'd never see the day
If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious.