The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Johnny Sins? Santa Claus comes once a year

If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area

Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY

Two Chinese guys break into a distillery. One turns and says to the other,"Is this Whiskey?"The other one says "Yes, but notas Whiskey as wobbing a bank,!!

Did you hear about the farmer that called his herd of pigs and ended up being trampled? Was the first report of sooey-cide in the whole state.

Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!

Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.

Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.

Why did the Tortoise's wife leave him for the Rabbit? Real men come second.

If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.

Two cowboys are stranded in the desert... One cowboy sees a tree covered in bacon in the distance. He gets all excited and runs towards the bacon tree... As he reaches the bacon tree he gets shot to death. It turns out it wasn't a bacon tree... It was a hambush