The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

2.000 light bulbs stolen Investigators still in the dark

I like it when people to change my mind about things Change my mind.

I'm sorry you're dealing with imposter syndrome You don't deserve it.

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

What burns longer, a red or a blue candle? Neither, they both burn shorter.

I shaved off a friends eyebrows a couple weeks ago, he was surprised apparently... ...I couldn't tell.

How do you get a million dollars as a bicycle shop owner? Start with two million.

What did Bear Grylls tell himself when he ran out of water? Urine trouble!

What's the difference between a farmer and a pimp? The farmer makes an honest living with his hoe

Women who wear yoga pants... Are like barb wire fence. They keep the yard safe without obstructing the view.

My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd. He's a FaceBookie.

I absolutely love and admire the unintellignt, overweight, yellowish-orange skinned man with the bad combover covering his baldness who has had his finger on the nuclear button all these years... Wait... I was talking about Homer Simpson, who did you think I meant?

Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.

A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."

Hey girl, are you an angle? Cos I'm sinning to know you.