The Best (and Worst) Funniest Dad Jokes for Adults 👋

I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.

Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.

A married couple is sitting at the kitchen table The woman asks her husband: "Tell me, what did you think when you first saw me?" The man replies: "I thought - damn, I would like to suck her tits dry and fuck her brains out."The woman blushes and asks: "What do you think now?"The man says: "I think, I did a pretty good job with that."

my wife got mad at me after picking out baby names... she like it for the first week then it clicked for her... i said Peter Brian Johnson for a baby boy and Veronica Jessica Johnson for a baby girl...

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!

I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.

My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.

What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? Drop ghouls.