The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying. It means 75% of them are running around untreated!
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
A perfectionist walked into a bar Apparently, it wasn't set high enough.
I saw a man on a date with his really hot wife and I jokingly asked him how he wound up with a woman so beautiful. He said, I put my hands on her I am a misogynist. I was shocked and bewildered and looked to the wife for an explanation but she turned to her husband and said, honey you have to say "massage therapist".
The sudden blurry vision, forgetfulness, and erratic behavior had me convinced I had brain cancer. Neurologist said it was all in my head.
Just made up a joke and it’s brilliant! What does Donald trump and a Mac book pro have in common? They aren’t PC
A joke from my 4 year old niece. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Because he lost his balls
There was a lizard that lived in my back yard who lost his tail. After weeks of observation, the tail just wouldn’t grow back. I’m not sure what the science is behind this, but I’m sure it was just a reptile dysfunction.
A little boy with Downs runs to his dad to show him a drawing he made... "Excellent son, good job!" The dad says. "I'd rate this 47/46."
My husband told me to embrace my mistakes So I gave him a big hug!
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day? He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"