The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Respect for the fallen I once dated a girl with a tattoo of a poppy on her backside.It was in memory of all those who had died at the front.
What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.
Mark zuckerberg and i were in a band once. We gave him a choice to play the melody, the harmony, or display our newsfeed in chronological order. But no matter how much we didn't want him to, he kept insisting, "I'll go rhythms. "
Policeman: My dog tells me you're on drugs. Me: You're the one with the talking dog!
I found a joke recorded in an old book from my great great great great grandfather in 1881 A married woman said to her husband. “You have never taken me to the cemetery.” “No dear,” replied he. “that is a pleasure I have yet in anticipation.”
A man walks through the forest with his granddaughter in late May. She spots some berries and asks what they are.„That's blueberries“, he says.„But they're red, grampa!“„That's because they're still green“
An engineering student rides up to his fellow engineering student on a bicycle His buddy asks him "Where did you get the bicycle?""Crazy story! A beautiful blonde rode up to me in this bike, got off, stripped off all her clothes, and told me "take what you want!"""Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyways..."
What do you call a dinosaur sliding down broke back mountain? A Megasaurus.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
They say “when pigs fly” means impossible But how come we have swine flu?
When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said, "Well have you tried euthanasia?"In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!
I just caught a gorilla spying on me. I said “there is no need to pry mate”
A man wanted to marry his sister, but it was illegal in his state. So they bought a house and he installed a single stair out front.Putting a step in front makes it perfectly legal.
What did the doe say when she came out of the forest? I'll never do that for two bucks again
You might be a redneck if... You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches