The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '

I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'

What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'

30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.

“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”

Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.

I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.