The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
I asked my granddad how he is enjoying his new chair lift. He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
Just got hired on at a high end restaurant, my main job so far has been oyster preparation And I've gotta say, it really shucks
Q: How do you turn a regular salad into a ceaser salad ? A: Just stab it 23 times
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
What do you call it when a marker raises a good argument? A fine point.
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.