The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
My wife and I were watching a man push a shopping cart with a ladder in it down the road. My wife said to me “do you think he asked to borrow the cart or did he just steal it,” I replied “probably the ladder.”
What's a judge's favourite drink ? Guil-tea.
A woman has the last word in any argument. A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
I was just in the queue at Tesco when Diana Ross tried to push in. I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”
How did the Jewish onion greet his cousin? Shallot.
My girlfriend dresser up as a policewoman and placed me under arrest for the suspicion of being good in bed. After a couple minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
Have you heard the Scottish National Party’s proposal to reduce Loch Ness monster sightings? Nick all the sturgeon
If you were an owl how often would you check your back? Owl the time
I was once photographed out partying whilst drunk, drugged up and looking very much worse for wear. The news media got hold of it and my picture was splashed across the tabloid papers with the headline "The Terrifying Effects of Substance Abuse". When I first saw it, I went home and had a long hard look at myself in The Mirror. And then in The Sun, The Daily Star and The Tribune. I thought to myself "Now that's fucking Rock 'n' Roll"
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
What do you call a pig that's angry about being cold? A ham brr grr!
What do you call a pizzeria on a golf range? Pizza Putt.
I once saw a priest get hit in the face by a perfume burner during mass. The priest was incensed.
Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to dis-a-brie?