The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

An increasing number of farmers are losing their crops due to drought It's a growing problem.

If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15. Did you make a prophet?

Mondays God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

What do wounded alligators drink? Gatorade

My uncle is like a good love story Very touching

My dad and I were checking out at the store when the checker asked him if he wanted paper or plastic. He responded, 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'

I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!

I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.

My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'