The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

[joke about Minecraft] Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book? Because she always starts at the End.

Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.

It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.

Bar of gold walks into a pub The bartender says "Au get out of here"

An old man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" Yes of course, said the doctor, why not! "Oh How nice it would be, I have been illiterate for so long" replied the old man with joy.

I just scattered my Grandfather's ashes... I wish he would empty his ashtray himself.

My grandpa left band because he was embarrassed to empty his spit out of his instrument... He played guitar

My friend Stewie used to start a lot of fights That's why everyone called himBeef Stew

What's the difference between the winner of a body building competition and a coach potato? One has a trophy for muscles and the other has muscle atrophy.

A lady selling makeup at Macy's wouldn't stop bothering me. Boy, eyelashed out.

Do you know how many people are dead in a cemetery? All of them.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!

I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.