The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
What do rich people and drug addicts have in common? They both have friends in high places.
Why is reading the onion more useful than reading the Wall Street Journal? Because the Wall Street Journal is about the past, while the Onion is about the future
What do you call a crossover between Star Wars and Back to the Future. The Man Delorean
Why did Steven Tyler stick his hand into a hornet nest?? He didn't wanna miss a sting
I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell off the Guard Tower
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
A comic with the measles did a set at an anti-vaxxers conference. Needless to say he killed.
The Detroit Lions announced that they’re releasing their running back, Kerryon Johnson. Needless to say, he will not Kerryon with the team.
Ladies please stop asking Santa for the perfect man That fella has tried to kidnap me 4 times this week
Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct They found Jesus and got raptored
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
(This is tru) yesterday, I was with my niece, and she came round the corner on her bike with stabilisers, ‘look dad, no hands’, ‘that’s coz you have 4 wheels millie’ said her dad, ‘and you’re always scared when I go no hands’ and then he said: ‘I have 4 wheels in my car too’
When I'm in new relationship my stomach hurts Not from butterflies or anything...From holding farts in.
Observational humor isn't funny See?
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.