The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.

Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.

I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.

What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.

What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.

England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.

How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”