The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY

My uncle got rich the American way He tripped over things and sued people.

I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house... but the kids still get in.

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'

I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'

Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.