The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

I heard you lost your classical music CD. But don’t worry. I got your Bach.

Sean Connery was arranging the books in his personal library when the wooden plank gave away and all the books fell on him.. His maid rushed to the scene and asked " are you alright, sir ?" Sean : "it'sh ok..I only have my shelf to blame ."

I know a lot of jokes about satellites, but they never seem to land.

“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.

I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!

What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!

A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'

I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

What country's capital is growing the fastest?' 'Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.'

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.

What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1