The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

Short Chemistry Joke For You All What are the elements of life?Lithium and Iron

I asked my physician if he was a James Bond fan Dr.: No

Bob: Waiter, would you please come here? Waiter: Yes sir, how may I help you? Bob: Try the soup Waiter: Is there something wrong sir? Because if so, we can replace the soup Bob: Just try it Waiter: Okay, where's the spoon? Bob: Exactly.

Hotel Porn I'm a modest man. I checked into my hotel recently and told the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." She replied, "No, it's regular-people porn, you sick bastard!”

What's Drake doing on his birthday? An 18 year old.

My 9 year old.... ...is yelling at me, "Hey dad, look at me! Im a 3D printer!"I respond "Close the bathroom door, son!"

I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.

Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”

Joke my 12 year old son made up: What do you call it when you throw Mexican food at high velocity? Fa-yeet-a

Whats a pacifist favorite food? Peas

A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars. However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.

What do you call a queue of cats at the bank? A feline

Testing makeup on animals is WRONG... They are cute enough already.^Just ^thought ^I'd ^share ^this ^wholesome ^joke.

I used to illegally give weed to my prize winning cows, but I had to stop. The steaks were too high.

My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.