The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
A couple of hours after Trump approved "offensive" cyber strikes against Iran's missile systems, he is heard shouting at his generals Trump : WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE NOT SENDING THE TROOPS???? General : But..But… sir, this is an attack via cyber space.. Trump : DO YOU THINK I AM THAT STUPID?? WHAT'S THE SPACE FORCE FOR THEN???
RIP to longtime ‘the Price is Right’ host Bob Barker He’s still alive, but he’s 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.
- I saw two men beating my mother in law - and you didn’t do anything?- nah, 3 people would be too many
What do you call a mass murderer on a bike? A Cyclepath.
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
I knew my mom was pissed when she cursed in a different language. Her sign language was on point.
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
Roses are red, violet's are blue When I listen to rock music. My neighbours do too.
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
To the man in the wheel chair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide but you cant run.
A poor man, a well off middle class man, and an extremely wealthy man in the 1% find themselves at the same event. The poor man and middle class man run into the wealthy man when they find out there's complimentary donuts and arrive to see him wrapping up 10 of the last 12 donuts and pocketing them As the wealthy man is leaving he walks up to the middle class guy, motions to the poor man and whispers in his ear: "watch out, he's trying to take your donut.