The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
If 2020 was a math word problem: **If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?**
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent.
A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
What’s long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.
It’s significantly harder for athletes to perform in todays temperatures I’ve read in the newspaper that the Government has forbidden fans at sport events
The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
Why does the motorcycle get sad when shifting gears? Because the clutch is depressed
My favorite part of the bible is when God gives everyone free will... ..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
My son got an F in his geography exam today. I sent him to his room but he ended up in the kitchen
Ive heard so much about the Eye of the Tiger, But why does nobody talk about the other four letters?