The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

Legendary composer Jim Steinman has died at the age of 73... One of his biggest hits was "Dead Ringer for Love" a duet by Meat Loaf and Cher. Making the video for the song took weeks, as Cher's working hours were strictly regulated due to most of her being under 18

I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster.""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.He said, "No, you're just really ugly."

There's a new website that hosts videos of people playing brass instruments. YouTuba.

Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers? They’re great with figures.

I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.

I had to buy our dog flowers because I accidentally called him our old dog’s name.

An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.

What is it called when Bart buys an Only-fans account? It's called a Simpson

A father looks at his son after losing his first tooth. “Now that you’ve lost your first tooth, son, what have you learned?” “Never interrupt you again while you’re talking”

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence. He said, Na-ama-ste.

What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes? White Vans

So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub.

What is a Russian's favorite month? Soviet march.

Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.