The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
Fifty Shades got $47 Million at the box office... There seems to be a lot of women who don't get offended by a billionaire grabbing a girl by the pussy.
My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes. I am a surgeon.
When I was in Japan I was asked by a woman on the train, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"She replied, "Just a riddle".
My girlfriend told me I listened to too much Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn’t even matter
It is really tough being a dairy farmer. You make money by the skim of your teat!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite toy? Play D'oh
Why did the founder of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, get married to the tennis superstar Serena Williams? Redditors are always looking for better servers.
Why is it so hard to colonize space? Because of meteor rights
Anders Celsius died when he was 43 years old although his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109
What is the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull? Pit bulls are intelligent and loving.
My wife and I were walking home from dinner when we came across 6 men beating up my mother-in-law. My wife asked, "Aren't you going to help?"I said, "No, 6 should be enough."
How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter? If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.
Top news stories for yesterday CNN: Trump phone callMSNBC: Trump phone callFox news: Does walking a dog make you happier?
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography Teacher: "what state do you live in?"Student: "denial."