The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋
Celebrate the joys (and challenges) of fatherhood with our collection of funny fatherhood jokes! These jokes capture the humor of being a dad, from the sleepless nights to the unforgettable dad moments. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy the lighter side of fatherhood, our funny fatherhood jokes will have you laughing at the ups and downs of parenting. Explore the best jokes that every dad can relate to!
Today my son asked, "Can you lend me a book mark?" I immediately burst into tears.12 years old and he doesn't know my name is Brian.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
What do you call a serious man with a scythe that sneaks around outside people’s windows? The grim peeper.
President Trump has refused to release the full report proving claims that Iran is developing a fighting force of flying dinosaurs. He’s released a version of the report but It’s been pterodacted
If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane... Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?
If I had a dime for every time I had no idea what was going on... I would be crushed by dimes and have no idea why.
What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt? Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby? Cutting a rug.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer? 100 sows and bucks.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What kind of fruit do you bring while sailing? Naval oranges.
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.